at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize
