So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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