she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
