Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
