Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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