My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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