A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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