you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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