Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I just googled if crying burns calories
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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