im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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