you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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