Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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