Hey man sorry I got all grabby
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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