I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Randomize
