Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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