I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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