So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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