that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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