I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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