I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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