Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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