Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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