i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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