Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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