Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
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