I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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