How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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