we have pet lesbian snakes
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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