I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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