She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Randomize
