: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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