my mouth tastes like poor choices
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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