Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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