No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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