hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Randomize
