4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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