Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Randomize
