I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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