This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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