this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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