People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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