i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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