So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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