You surviving the open bar?
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It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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