whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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