What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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