You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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