i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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