You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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