im holly from the hills drunk
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
